Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe
My Jedi brat can beat up your honors studentI survived the Battle of Endor
Palpatine, save me from your followers
My other starship is an SSD
Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon
Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully
Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial
Max Rebo Tour '99 [or whatever year it is]
X-wing pilots do it better
WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY (on the Star Destroyer's rear, silly) why yes, i *did* see that movie, why do you ask?
Poodoo happens...
"My other vehicle is an AT-AT"
"Palpatine/Vader in 2000 (Like you have a choice)"
"If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"
"The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands"
"I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)"
"Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled"
Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation
Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I Am!
Baby Ewok on Board
Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board
Don't Like the Way I Drive? Call 1-800-FLY-CASUAL
My Other Car is an Incom T-16
Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138
Mon Mothma for Emperor!
